Thursday, April 15, 2010

Jerusalem Cricket




I just wanted to let the world know my cryptonite. This creature makes me stop dead in my tracks. I am unable to get within 3 feet of it out of shear terror. I can tell you that I know this is stupid, in fact this bug is harmless. I still, however, hate them. My mama always said that hate is a strong word and to use cation when using it; this bug gets hate infinity times 2 whatever you say.

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  1. Could somebody step on that for me please?

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  2. STEP ON A CUTIE LIKE THAT ? ER, AH...I MEAN
    I WOULD HELP YOU OUT BUT I SOMEHOW HURT BOTH
    MY FEET WATCHING SURVIVOR TONIGHT. WEIRD, HUH ?? BUT SEEING HOW HE TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM JERUSALEM MAYBE WE SHOULD CUT HIM SOME SLACK.....

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  3. sure I'll step on it for ya !!!!!

    Could you hand me the Statue of Liberty's foot please . This will just take a sec ..

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