New Year's Partay!!!!!!!

Yes, folks, its that time of year again. That time of the year that most folks are out getting drunk and ruining the beginning of the New Year with a hang over and regrets; Brandon and I are torturing ourselves and our children to fight what our bodies beg for, sleep, all for the chance for a toddler kiss and the first Happy Birthday to my mommy. Yes, mom, our 10 year tradition will continue on this year. You love it, how could I ever miss my opportunity to her the excitement in your voice. I look forward to a calmer year. No birth, beatings, or weddings. Well, I am already wrong, but Brandon is in this wedding so not as much of a biggie. Who knows, maybe I will even get a chance to have some time with the hubby (not going to hold my breath).

Dear Santa,

I was hoping that for this Christmas you might grant me a couple of small requests. First, I was hoping you could turn Obama in a conservation. He isn't thinking logically; and of course I mean like me when I say logically. Second, I would like all my bills paid for a year. I would requested forever but I wanted to be resonable with all my requests. Third, I would like to enjoy some time with my husband. Any time at all...I want Sports Fanatic to release its grasp. Finally, I would like a Dyson, oh, and new carpet.


Sincerely yours,

The most well behaved McGarry child except Patrick which should count for something