Dear Santa,
I was hoping that for this Christmas you might grant me a couple of small requests. First, I was hoping you could turn Obama in a conservation. He isn't thinking logically; and of course I mean like me when I say logically. Second, I would like all my bills paid for a year. I would requested forever but I wanted to be resonable with all my requests. Third, I would like to enjoy some time with my husband. Any time at all...I want Sports Fanatic to release its grasp. Finally, I would like a Dyson, oh, and new carpet.
Sincerely yours,
The most well behaved McGarry child except Patrick which should count for something
DEAR SANTA.....
ReplyDeleteUNTIL ALL MY DREAMS AND WISHES ARE FULFILLED,
I HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE
THE ABOVE BLATANT, PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO "CUT IN LINE" ON THE REST OF US WHO ARE MUCH MORE DESERVING....USING EMOTIONAL PLEAS SIMPLY TO
RIDE THE CHRISTMAS GRAVY TRAIN FOR ALL THAT IT'S WORTH IS UNSEEMLY AND SOMETHING YOU SHOULD PROBABLY IGNORE. MAYBE A FIVE YEAR BAN ON ANYONE WHO TRIES THIS TYPE OF UNDER-HANDEDNESS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE. I'M JUST SAYING, THAT'S ALL....
SINCERELY
THE BEST McGARRY PERIOD.
P.S.- DON'T FORGET TO USE ALL THE BEER POINTS
I'VE BEEN EARNING THIS YEAR. IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER ON YOU THAT WAY. SEE, SANTA, ONCE AGAIN I AM THINKING ONLY OF YOU(UNLIKE THAT OTHER ONE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYMORE!!)
I meany into not in...geeze
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